Trump signs Executive Order on Twix

(PA)Today President Trump ended the age old debate on whether Right Twix is better than Left Twix.  In the one page order President Trump lays out the 24 reasons why Left Twix is better for America and her allies.  We don’t know the ramifications for people that were ingesting Right Twix at the time the President signed the order or what will happen to all the Right Twix still in the country. Many pundits have wondered if the fact he chose Left Twix means he is possibly thinking about changing parties.  At this point we here at Elect Leaders think that is pure speculation.

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